I'm having a party but you're not invited Pizza and fizzy-pop it's all so exciting Sardines and musical chairs What a shame that you're not here Cos you're not my friend anymore You've made your position quite clear from your distance What crime have I done that negates my existence? Me and all of my other chums Will sit and talk till the evening comes Cos youre not our friend anymore We'll have fezzek And everyone leaves with a present Kisses and hugs it's so pleasant Peaceful, and I I hate you, I hope that you die I'm having a party and I hope that you know this Spend Friday alone and pretend not to notice All of the stupid things you've done I know and I'm telling everyone Cos you're not my best friend anymore And tomorrow I will find a new friend From the new friend shop And my friend you are not And I hate you as much as I miss you