if i was a staggerwing plane a staggerwing painted red i'd fly over to your house, baby buzz you in your bed if i was a taperwing a taperwing painted blue i'd be barrel-rolling over you you're gonna need a rider anyhow let me be your rider now
if i was a maserati a red 300s i'd ride around to your house, baby give you a driving test if i was a mustang racer white with a stripe of blue you could ride me, baby whenever you wanted to you're gonna need a rider anyhow let me be your rider now
if i was a fender guitar a fender painted red you could play me darlin' until your fingers bled if i was one of them gibsons like a '58 or '9 you could plug me in and play me any time you're gonna need a rider anyhow let me be your rider now
if i was a motorcycle a vincent red rapide i'd ride around to your house, baby get you up to speed if i was a short track racer i'd be an indian you could ride me around and ride me around again you're gonna need a rider anyhow let me be your rider now you're gonna need a rider anyhow let me be your rider now