A is for Asshole, the neighbor next door B is for Barney, that purple dinosaur! C is for Cats, those crazy felines. D is for Doug and Skeeter Valentine. E is for Easy just like your Mom, F is for Fucking her all night long. G is for Goats going meh in a boats H is for Hating the stupid Po-Po's I is for 50 Cent's In the club J is for Jay Z, Nigga, Hit It Up K is for Kicking Ass, It's what I do best. L is for Licking Britney Spears left breast.
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M is for Making silly faces at a Monkey N is for New Found Glory being sucky O is for Going Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi! P is for Punk Kids beating up Fall Out Boy Q is for Questioning some stupid ass whore. R is for Rolling around on the floor! S is for Star Wars, which really really sucks T is for Taking it up the butt. U is for Umbrellas, which save me from the rain! V is for Vaginas, which I love to tame. W is for a Walrus with sunglasses on X is for playing Xylophone in the lawn. Y is for Yoddling in the Sea Z is for Zebras singing their ABC's.