the first day of school, i noticed her walking in the hall with her hair down and her boobs out looking fine i said hey, whats up and she just slapped me i said, what the fuck and just moved on
that's the story of how i first met her and i was already in love that's the story of how my life got better she gave me a boner
it just so happens that she was in every single class with me i could see her eyes rolling back and she sat in the back and enjoyed the show and i still could not be with her she was a hoe, but that's alright, that's ok as long as she didn't sleep with every other guy but me
and every time i'd ask her out she'd say no but i didnt give up! no i didn't give up i'll never give up..
that's the story of how i first met her and i was in love and she wrote me a letter that said leave me alone and i said no-oh-oh! i will not leave you alone and she called the cops and i said uh oh spaghettios