Emo Elmo. He bumped his elbow. Poor Emo Elmo. I'll be your friend.
I said "Hey, I remember you from Sesame Street. You were red and cute and moving to the beat! Shaking your booty all night long 'till Mr. Rogers came on." But then one day I saw you down I said, "Hey Elmo, why the frown?" He said, "I just really wanna be loved." And I said, "Oh silly Elmo being emo. I wuv you!"
Emo Elmo. He bumped his elbow. Poor Emo Elmo. I'll be your friend.
The next day he called me up to ask a favor. He said "Please can you tell my neighbor Big Bird to stop being mean to me? It's making me suicidally." I said, "Sure. I'll tell the dick to get up his fat ass or stop talking shit." And Emo Elmo said, "I wuv you with all my widdle heart!" And I was like "Awe!"
Emo Elmo. He bumped his elbow. Poor Emo Elmo. I'll be your friend.
I just wanna be loved!
Emo Elmo. He bumped his elbow. Poor Emo Elmo. I'll be your friend.