the first day of school I noticed her Walking in the hall with her hair down and her boobs out looking fine I said, hey what's up? and she just slapped me I said, what the fuck? then just moved on
that's the story of how I first met her I was already in love that's the story of how my life got better she gave me a boner
it just so happens that she was in every single class with me I could see her eyes rolling back she sat in the back and enjoyed the show but I still could not be with her she was a hoe but that's alright "that's okay as long as she didn't sleep with every other guy but me"
that's the story of how I first met her. I was already in love. that's the story of how my life got better. she gave me a boner.
every time I'd ask her out she'd say no but I didn't give up. no I didn't give up. I'll never give up.
that's the story of how I first met her. I was in love when she wrote me a letter that said leave me alone. I said, no-oh-oh I will not leave you alone. then she called the cops. and I said, uh oh spaghettios!