EPBOH - Epic Pony Battle of History- Pinkie Pie vs. Twilight Sparkle | Текст песни

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• Epic Pony Battle of History- Pinkie Pie vs. Twilight Sparkle

Pinkie:
Pinkie-senses are twitchin'
Looks like you're in trouble,
You,re Defenseless and weak,
So the fun has been doubled!
After Years of study,
You're only at trick 26?
Maybe you could get some lessons
from your old buddy Trix.
You're Celestia's puppet,
You could barely Hatch Spike!
You're about as good with magic,
As you are on the mic!
You think reading and books
Are gonna give you what it takes?
Wait'll you get a taste,
FROM MY DELICIOUS CUPCAKES!

Twilight:
Spike,take this down,
And leave no detail out,
'Cause you don't have a prayer
In this lyrical 'bout
You're gonna beat me with what?
A toothless alligator?
I'll show you up and take you down,
Just like an ursa Major.
Dont giggle at the ghosties,
You'll be joining them soon,
Ill get the princess to ship your little flank to the moon.
I think a thousand years up there,
Will make you crazy said and done,
Oh wait,you got that covered
Little miss party of one.

Pinkie:
You're calling me crazy?
Did you forgot the lesson zero?
I defeated the parasprites,
Im everypony's hero,
You dont stand a chance,
Ill be completely honest,
Ill break you like the fourth wall,
And that's a Pinkie-Promise!
You think you can stomp me,
But your efforts are in vain,
If you wanna get on my level,
Ill be out in chocolate rain!
Im the smiling pony,
With most notorous fanon,
Ill mow you down with one blast
OF MY PARTY CANNON!

Twilight:
Go farm some rocks,
'Cause you cant make the grade,
You dont have a clue,
How Equestria was made,
You assault me with cake?
That's pathetic and sad,
And you dont make baked goods,
You just make baked bads.
Your parties are lame,
they're just like your pranks,
But when it comes to magic,
Im in the top of the ranks,
And guess what,
I think my letter's gonna be on time,
Cause i found a friendship problem,
You'll do just fine!

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