Gerudo Valley (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time) (NoneLikeJoshua rap remix)
Welcome to the valley and the land of thieves Where they put you in the jail so you never leave I was crossing the bridge for my destiny Now I got to find the guys who do carpentry I’m not the kind of guy that could hit a woman But I guess in your case, you’re asking for it You know you’re going down, before the chorus I’ve been through water, and the fire, and the forest - Don’t think cause you got two swords That I can’t own you with a bow and arrow Paralyzed, then I sneak around Looking for another way to get me out Once I save the guys who do carpentry I got to show my skills doing archery The biggest quiver, call it excessive But I got to get it done to get through the desert Why you got to make this hard? I pull out my member’s card You can call me V.I.P., Don’t Ask if you can see I.D. - take me lightlyYou don’t wanna see it when we start fighting You can’t move, like a skulltula Got another token, longshot pulling up Don’t challenge me, Mr. Running Man. This valley ain’t big enough for both of us The fastest one, on Epona. Watch me move when I pwn ya. I dominate this training ground - on my way to chasing down the ice arrow, no need for rings Is the desert hot, or is it just me? Then I come to the Haunted Wasteland Dirtier than my mom’s old basement - River Sand, I think it’s windy - Give a hand, I’m sinking quickly - and they say, don’t follow the mirage Follow the flag, follow the ghost You never know, where to go These god damn leevers, leave me alone! Dinolfos, Lizalfos, and Beamos, and Wolfos Don’t stand a chance when I reach the Collosus Fuck Twinrova, own those bosses! - And Honestly, I’m not giving up, I’m constantly At war with all the odds you see Until Ephixa drops the beat Follow the flag Follow the ghost You never know Where to go this is the race of Ganondorf Gonna beat his face with my hand and sword Look at my wrists, you see I’m flossing Check this out, my Iron Gauntlets. Got them from a sandy goddess Taking over Desert Colossus Spirit Temple ain’t got shit To stop me from the spirit medallion - Got to get that mirror shield Got to look fly before I kill Man, these blocks were heavy as balls But now I’m ripped with these new gloves - Save nabooru From the witches Beat Iron Knuckle, He’s a biznitch Kaepora Gaebora, please don’t talk Ephixa and I have unfinished business - Don’t think I can’t get restless A, B, C is what I’m pressing. - Don’t think you got message crushing you is what I’m destined for. My Master Quest to save the princess from the wickedness of Ganon, duh. I’ll show you my stamina Got to save the sages from another wave Of hatred cause the Ganondorf of evil Trying to take over the place And my hearts are going up Silver rupees ain’t shit Plus, I got these boss keys Looking for the exit But I’m never gonna quit it when my hearts are used up Cause I got another fairy and some nayru’s love But I’m running out of the breath in this old ass dungeon I’ll be home in time for the luncheon Everybody’s thinking that I’m never gonna make it But I’m taking all these Stalfos and these Gibdos Turn them into mofos, throw em in the snake pit Think you’re gonna win? Well you’re mistaken. - And Honestly, I’m not giving up, I’m constantly At war with all the odds you see Until Ephixa drops the beat Follow the flag Follow the ghost You never know Where to go