Epic Pony Rap Battles Of Equestria - Twilight Sparkle vs Trixie | Текст песни

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• Epic Pony Rap Battles Of Equestria
• Twilight Sparkle vs Trixie

Trixie:
They call me Trixie! The master bitch of all Magic Spells!
You say your name is Twilight Sparkle? That don't ring any bells!
I've slayed an Ursa Major! All your feats are just minor!
I'll take you back to school, Twi, and show you who's the best rhymer!

I got crowds from everywhere! They come to see my magic!
My spells are straight electrifying, I'm droppin gods! It's tragic!
So check yourself, you impudent foal! I'll make you stagger!
By the way... Your horn looks kinda limp. Go and take some viagra.

And while you're at it, just put the books down, you freaking nerd
You'd have to read to know how to breathe! You're fucking that absurd!
I thought the books were better than you! Ed and Bella still got more class!
So just take a pass, cause if you keep comin' then Trixie will come beat your ass.

Twilight:
Dear Princess Celestia, I learned this today:
Some mares like Trixie talk shit. What else can I say?
To make it worse, they're cocky; always leavin' you sweatin'
But when they're talkin' like a bitch, THEN GO and TEACH THEM A LESSON!

You say your spells are Great and Powerful? I learned from the best!
You're just a washed up Vegas reject who failed her Magic Test!
I got a dragon with wits that are sharper than razors!
What kind of friends you got, bitch? Some smoke machines and some lasers?!

Magic is my Element! I do not need to be told!
Bitch, I was castin' stronger magic when I was just a foal!
You're a fraud; a bigger chicken than Scootaloo!
I was hoof-chosen by the Princess! Now where the fuck does that leave you?

Trxie:
Hoof-chosen by a troll? You're a pretty dense bloke!
She probably just chose as one of her big fucking jokes!
I'll beat you down, Twi. Make ya cry so, best watch what you're startin!
I'll leave you so stunned, they'll send you back to magic kindergarden.

Twilight:
Now Spike, Take a letter cause the bitch doesn't know
The kind of Nightmare Night she's bringing when she put on this show
Silly Mare. Trix are for kids, you fucking failure!
But don't worry, girl, though you suck, you still got Snips and Snails.