Epic rap battle of history - Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader 1 - 3 | Текст песни

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler...begin!

Adolf:
I'm Adolf Hitler - Commander of the Third Reich!
Little know fact: Also dope on the mic!
You are Vader...
With your little boots and cape
And helmet to cover up
That burnt - ass face!
You have the force to move objects
I am a force truly evil
Even went dack in time
And turned you whack in the prequel!
Cause look at you,
You're not even a real person,
I preferred you in Spaceballs
The Rick Moranis version!

Vader:
You can't ryhme against
The dark side of the force
Why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom
Who even knows if I'm your father?
You're a pissed off little prick
With a Napoleon dick!
You call that a mustache?
I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip!
You bitch...
Let me remind you who you're messing with
Everything that you did
I'm the mother fucker who invented it!
I'm the original Dark Lord
You're like the sorcerer's apprentice
My stormtroopers make yours
Look like someone
Took a piece of shit and cloned it.

Adolf:
You stink Vader
Your style smells like something sour.
You need to wash up, dawg here,
step in my shower.
I'll turned all your friends against you
Just my speeches breed haters.
What's your lightsaber VS a clan of all
Your white neighbors?

Vader:
Suck my robot balls!
Now take a step back
And let mw freeze yours off.
A little Carbonite bath
For your goose stepping ass.
We'll call my homeboy in Israel
See who got the last laugh!!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Charter 2
Someone who loathes you, bitch now stand up and rhyme
I only thawed you out so I could beat your ass a second time.
Roar like Chewbacca,
the voice of Mufasa
I'm on the leader of your limp dicked Luftwaffe
I strike back hard against a Nazi
Brain toss your ass in the air, Yahtzee!
Ask Indiana Jones who the fuck I am
I spit sick shit so focused I break your concentration camp
I'm a certified Sith Lord, you runt
So suck on deez...

Stormtrooper:

Uh deez what sir?

Darth Vader:

Deez robot nuts!
I'm gonna enjoy watching you die
so let me do it with my own eyes

Adolf Hitler:

You look stressed Vader, you appear to be in pain
You need to take a vacation here, take a trip on my train
I mean you leading an army of white men? Disgraceful!
Even your mic skills still aren't fully operational
You got one bitch pregnant then gave in to the hate
Now you're 6'6 and black but can't get a date
Lightsaber?
You need a Life Saver
Use some of your force to fix your fucking respirator
You think you're powerful with your finger neck pinches?
You couldn't even get your own son into the family business!
Everything you do is an epic fail
Now stand at attention and Seig fucking Heil!
What's wrong Ani? Can't take anymore?
Not surprising coming from the Emperor's whore. Yeah! Ya take that. What's the matter? Where is the DJ? Why are you laughing?

Charter 3
Adolf Hitler:
Vader... This is your last chance... Battle me... or die...

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DARTH VADER!
VERSUS!
ADOLF HITLER!
BEGIN!

Adolf Hitler:
Screw you, you big black cunt!
I'll kick your balls in your face! A war on two fronts!
This Führer will crush the Dark Side! Like a rap Apartheid!
I put the germ into Germany! I'm sick on this mic!
I've beat you twice, you sellout, now you bow down to Mickey Mouse
You call yourself a Dark Lord? You couldn't even conquer Space Mountain!
You're just a sad-ass medic robot freak who needs some lovin'
So I baked you something, here, pop into my oven!

Darth Vader:
Let me paint you a picture, son
Potrait of a bitch after World War One
You were stirring up a fear so the German people
Tellin' the world that the Jews are evil
You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up
Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got it fired up
And when your bunker started getting fired up
You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!
You dumb motherfucker, didn't Napoleon let you know?
When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes!
While you're fighting off Valkyrie
I got a million clones, they die for me
My bounty hunters rhyme for me
Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me!

Boba Fett:
They call me Boba Fett, you wanna mess with me?
I'll put my balls in your mouth like boba tea
I got a jetpack, yo, you know I steal the show!
Cause when I rock the microphone I-

Adolf Hitler:
Aw, sieg hell no!
You're not going to cheat me, Mr. Sunglasses All the Time!
I'll take you, and your new boyfriend Goofy, and all your spermy soldier guys!
And throw you all in a butthole in the sand!
I am Adolf!... Hitler...