Epic Rap Battles of History #10 - Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin | Текст песни

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• Epic Rap Battles of History #10
• Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin

Ben Franklin:
I’m big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty

Let me instruct you how we battle in the city of Philly

You couldn’t sell Rick James a bag of crack. You’re out of practice

My victory’s more certain than death or taxes

Fact is, you’re a hack, wack QVC joke

You peddle soap that cleans bird shit from my windows

I’ll craft a lyrical coffin and then spit the nails in

Call me Arthur Miller son, cause it’s death of a salesman!

Billy Mays:

Hi, Billy Mays here with a special TV offer

Watch me crush this bald, fat, foppish founding father

I’ll take my awesome auger and sow your Quaker oats

I’ll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of red coats

I’m the lord of the pitch and leader in home sales

You’re just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail

Benny’s got kite 'n key, but you’re in for a shock

When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!

Benjamin Franklin:

Stop! I protest these intolerable raps

It takes just one easy payment for me to whoop your ass!

Cause I’m mint, I’m money! I’m an educated gentleman

So join or die, Bill, cause it’s all about the Benjamin

Billy Mays:

But wait! There’s more...

(RIP BILLY MAYS: 1958 – 2009 “Lord of the Pitch”)

Announcer:

Is there anyone out there who could finish this battle? Anyone? Anyone...

Vince Offer:

I can. You following me camera guy? Cause it’s about to get furious

You’re gonna love my nuts until you’re bi-focal-curious

Your boy George chopped down trees. You couldn’t break a piece of balsa

Slap chop your face. Make a double chin salsa!

Your style is so broke, they call you Poor Richard

It’s bad enough I gotta see you every time I tip a stripper

Vince against a founding father is just too bad

Cause after this America's gonna lose a Dad!