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Epic Rap Battles of History!
Donatello, Michaelangello, Leonardo, Raphael
VERSUS
Leonardo, Michelangello, Donatello, and Raphael!
Begin!

Leonardo da Vinci:
Cowabunga, dudes, so let's get it on
Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance
We got the classical technique
To kick these three-toed freaks back under the street
I take a turtle and I turn him into mince meat
You don't really wanna step to da Vinci
I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow
So let me pass the mic to my man, Donatello

Donatello di Niccolò:
Hard shell, but you're gross in the middle
Wouldn't wanna touch you with a six-foot chisel
Born in goop, raised in poop
I slice through a group of ninjas like fruit. Oops

Raphael Sanzio da Urbino:
Yo, Raphael, and I came to flow
Deemed dope by the Pope and I boned til I croaked
I'm an emcee Shredder but I get the feeling
I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling

Michelangelo Buonarroti:
Ohhh, Michelangelo and I'm giant
I made David but I'll slay you like Goliath
I'm a Rap God and you can't quite touch me
This battle's your Last Judgement, trust me!

Leonardo and Donatello:
We drop science!

Raphael and Michelangelo:
We got the mathematics!

All:
The architects of rebirth are rap addicts
You beat the Foot but it won't go well

Donatello di Niccolò:
When you catch an Italian

All:
Boot to the half shell!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
Leonardo:
The wisdom of our master (Splinter)

Donatello:
Taught us not to rush to violence (Splinter)

Raphael:
But our master (Master Splinter)

Michaelangelo:
He ain't here, dude! (Hee-yah)

Leonardo:
I don't think you wanna mess with my katana blade
Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away

Michealangelo:
I can Bebop and steadyrock a mic, sucka!
I'm a pristine Sistine nunchucka!

Raphael:
Oh hi, I'm a cool but rude guy
Put you back in school with the tip of my two sai

Donatello:
Uh, Donatell me who you are again dude
Cause I don't gattamelatta clue what you do

Donatello di Niccolò:
That's because you mutants are too immature

Leonardo da Vinci:
You wouldn't know genius if it pissed in your sewer

Raphael Sanzio da Urbino:
We got the talent

All:
And the minds

Raphael Sanzio da Urbino:
And the rhymes so sweet

Micheangelo Buonarroti:
We're like your NES game

All:
Because we can't be beat!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
Leonardo:
Go ahead and hate we'll just skate on by

Michealangelo:
You guys draw more dicks than New York Pride

All:
We're the TMNT, drop kicking Italy