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Frank Sinatra:
Ho! What's wrong with your face, baby? Yikes!
With those teeth, when you're through, there'll be no dust left to bite!
Christ! News flash, kid: this is show business
Show some class when you dress, shave that bush off your lips
Boom! Your band's named Queen, huh? Ain't that sweet
You dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat
That's what's wrong with you people; you'll do anything to get famous
You changed your name to Mercury. You should've been Freddie Uranus
Freddie Mercury:
You think I haven't heard those things before?
You're just a bully who's too scared to go to war
You had a hit song called "My Way", but someone else wrote it
You're the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents!
You've got four notes in your whole range, you can't act and you can't dance
I'm more powerful than you when I'm wearing women's pants
Why do you stand there in a suit? It's like you're trying to bore me
When I rock the UK, South America gets horny
Because my songs have balls! They're the anthems of victory!
Your music is like the sound track to a vasectomy
You're in the pocket of the mafia, and everybody knows
Guinea Dago!
Frank Sinatra:
Guinea Dago?
Freddie Mercury:
Guinea Dago, Figaro!
Frank Sinatra:
Easy, Jaws of Life, I can't stand a racist
I love the coloreds and the queers, just ask Sammy Davis
Look, we all wanna swing, baby, but you took it too far
You played butthole roulette, and you lost the draw!
Freddie Mercury:
I took one for both teams from a disease no one knew existed
I didn't leave a mark on history, I French-kissed it
I'm a champion of the world (world!), extinguished in his prime (prime!)
So kiss my ass, Frankie (ass!), but you'll have to wait in line
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