[Intro] Epic Rap Battles Of History Genghis Khan Vs The Easter Bunny Begin
[The Easter Bunny] How you gonna battle I invented hip hoppin My little tail swinging and my big ears flopping The Easter Bunny baby I deserve to be arrogant You ugly Rapist Pelt wearing barbarian Uuuu, what you gonna do? You’ve got a bucket on your head and a fu manchu! The Great Wall couldn’t keep you out of China Watch me rub my foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina
[Genghis Khan] Ha, ha, ha, come on! Your bunny ass about to feel the wrath of Kahn Silly rabbit You’ll need more than luck You’ve got two giant ears But can’t hear that you suck I drive a Mongol hoard Your army is weak What? You going to attack me with a posse of peeps? I’ll bite off your tail and punch your teeth down your throat Then butcher your family And make a new coat
[The Easter Bunny] Take it easy baby No need for this meanness We should keep it peaceful Homeboy Jesus I give people candy You just like to pillage Why don’t you get out of my face And go back to your village
[Genghis Khan] From Poland to Korea I ravaged the land Now my DNA’s in dudes From New York to Japan Hah! Easter my ass You’re not in the Bible You’re a fluffy bitch mascot for Hallmark in denial