[Darth Vader (born Anakin Skywalker)] Someone who loathes you, bitch Now stand up and rhyme I only thawed you out so I could beat your ass a second time Roar like Chewbacca, the voice of Mufasa I’m on the leader of your limp dicked Lufwaffe. I strike back hard against a Nazi Brain toss your ass in the air. Yahtzee! Ask Indiana Jones who the fuck I am I spit sick shit so focused I break your concentration camp I’m a certified Sith Lord, you runt So suck on deez Deez robot nuts!~ I’m gonna enjoy watching you die so let me do it with my own eyes.
[Adolf Hitler (April 1889 – 30 April 1945)] You look stressed Vader you appear to be in pain, you need a vacation, here, take a trip on my train I mean you leading an army of white men? Disgraceful! Even your mic skills still aren’t fully operational. Yout got one bitch pregnant then gave it to the hate, now you’re 6’6 and black but can’t get a date. Lightsaber? You need a LIFE SAVER! Use some of your force to fix your fucking respirator. You think you’re powerful with your finger neck pinches? You couldn’t even get your own son into the family business! Everything you do is an epic fail, now stand at attention and Sieg Fucking Heil! What’s wrong Ani? Can’t take anymore? Not surprising coming from the Emperor’s whore. Ya yah – take that! What’s a matter?
Where is the D.J.? Why are you laughing?
Because you’re standing over the Rancor Pit.
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