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Epic Rap Battles of History - James Bond vs Austin Powers | Текст песни

James Bond:
I’ve beef with Le Chiffre and know a Blofeld with a cheek scar
But they were not as crooked and rotten as your teeth are
I’ll go balls to the Walther on this whack twat in an ascot
Blast your statue-like ass from the back-slot of a fat Scot
Permission from the Crown to put a scoundrel down? I’ve earned it
I’m Licenced to Kill, you couldn’t get a learner’s permit
After 24 films, I’m still reaching new heights
Your third movie died, guess You Only Live Twice
Spell my name, the ladies wanna B-on-D
Any sex appeal you might have is beyond me
I’m the ??? from my head to my toe and after this flow I’m done
I only need one round, *gunshot* Golden Gun

Austin Powers:
You look a lot more blond in your movie, baby
But that’s alright, let’s just keep it groovy, baby (yeah)
Basil Exposition told me this would be boring
But Jesus, man, even my mojo’s snoring
I’ve never seen such a miserable spy
I’ve also never seen a man with glistening thighs
I mean, you can’t shag verbally with that waxed ????
Birds flock to the musk of my chest fuzz (yeah)
I’ll hypnotize you with a little striptease
And then judo chop, I’m swinging on you like the 60’s (yeah)
You’re defenseless, my rhymes can’t be deflected
You’re like all the sex I’ve ever had, unprotected (yeah)
People want a hero with a little personality
No one wants to sit through your gritty reality
Maybe Q can craft a new plot line
You’ve made Thunderball two bloody times
I’m one of a kind, you’re always getting remade
You can’t touch me, double-oh, behave

James Bond:
Ugh, I can’t believe I’m wasting my time with this clown
I should be on an island with a fucking model by now
Sipping dry martinis and peeling off bikinis
Not rapping against Swedish penis-pumping weenies

Austin Powers:
Yeah, that’s not mine

James Bond:
I didn’t say I was finished, I’m sick of your silly gimmicks
I’m the best spy in the business, just ask all the critics
And I’ve been through hell, so yeah, I’m a bit of a cynic
But I’m the original model that your frilly ass mimics

James Bond (Connery):
I wouldn’t exactly call you original
It’s the most prominent dominant bomb spy so pay homage
Handing out ass-whoopings, I’m on some real James Bondage
Your performance doesn’t stir me and I’m certainly not shaken
If I wanted shitty acting in my action film, I’d go and watch Taken
I see your modern gadgets and I piss on them all
I don’t need a cue to break your balls
I’m the granddad of the brand millions of fans have been sold on
You’re so far up on my nuts I should call you Bond… Gold Bond

Austin Powers:
Yeah, um, could I get back in my rap please?

James Bond (Connery):
Rap deez, you velvety hack

Austin Powers:
Jeez!

James Bond (Craig)
It’s the movie business and you’ve had your six
The world has had quite enough rug-wearing misogynists

Austin Powers:
Yeah, to be honest, you are a bit rapey
I mean, I like to swing but Dr. No means no, baby

James Bond (Connery):
Oh please, I’m Extraordinary, Gentlemen, I’m distinguished
If they made a Mini-Me, they’d have to cast Peter Dinklage

James Bond (Craig):
Well maybe they should cast a Bond who’s actually English

James Bond (Connery):
*gunshot* Why, pussy, aren’t you the cunning linguist?

James Bond (Craig):
As a matter of fact, I’ve got a knack for licking old cunts
After I beat you, I’ll kick the shit out of the man who does your stunts

James Bond (Connery):
Now you listen here, you little duck-faced runt
I’m all in, I’m ready to die any day that you want

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