Epic Rap Battles of History - Michael Jackson VS Elvis Presley | Текст песни

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• Epic Rap Battles of History
• Michael Jackson VS Elvis Presley

[Bentley Green (Michael Jackson)]
Oooh
Elvis Presley as I live and breath
You stole rock and roll
Gave us rockabilly cheese
You dance like an epileptic
Nothing but left feet
I’ve seen it every record you set
Man I beat it
Here’s a tip
Don’t swallow a bucket of drugs
So you won’t die on the toilet
Dropping hunks of Burning Love
I’m Bad
I’m a Smooth Criminal better face up
Call me Ed Sullivan
Shoot you from the waist up
Watch me moonwalk and I step on your blue suede
Even in death
I go platinum on Blu-Ray
Spitting out hits since I was six years old
I’m the King of Pop
You’re the King of Jelly Rolls

[Epic Lloyd (Elvis Presley)]
Well I died on the shitter but I don’t give a crap
You ain’t got half the badass battle raps that I have
I got one for your monkey
Two for your clothes
Three for your family and four for your nose
You better surrender talkin’ about them ABC’s
Cause all you wanna do is teach kids the birds and the bees
This is the big time, Jacko
No dress rehearsal
I’ll light you up like your hair in a Pepsi commercial
I can tell you’re angry but I can’t comprehend it
I stole from black culture, why are you offended?
Your Daddy beat gold records out of you like alchemy
Don’t make me spank you and dangle your ass over a balcony

[Nice Peter (Michael Jackson)]
Ohhh
It’s about time for a Thriller
Didn’t lose any chocolate
I just added vanilla
I’m going Off The Wall
I won’t stop ’til I get enough
Whooping your big fat ass
With my shiny glove
How you gonna talk about the birds and bees
When you met your own wife when she was only 14
Then you made one daughter
She (Ah) came to me
I took her to my Neverland Ranch
To Hee-Hee
You shoulda stayed in the army dude
Shamone
Even Tito looks better than you
I’m singing
Aaaahhhhhh
You’re singing
Don’t be cruel
There’s only one crown baby
Let the one King rule

[Epic Lloyd (Elvis Presley)]
You’re a creeper dude
You like to grab your own wanger
I only let you marry my daughter
Cause I knew you’d never bang her
You think you’re tough?
Man, you look like Tootie
I was badder than you in my Blue Hawaii movie
You lost your damn mind
That’s why they cast you in The Wiz
You’re like a sad white woman
Who never got to be a kid
I’m out before you try to hold me and free your willy
Later weirdo
Elvis is leaving the building

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