Epic Rap Battles of History - Oprah Winfrey vs Ellen DeGeneres | Текст песни

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• Oprah Winfrey vs Ellen DeGeneres

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Hey God, it’s me Ellen, can I ask you a question?
How do I tell my friend Oprah she’s gonna get more whipped than Stedman?
I’ll make her head spin, when it comes to rhymes, I got a penchant!
So if battling me is your intention, I better mention, you’re ’bout to get licked by a lesbian!
Ohh, I’ll knock you off of your throne, take a shot at everything you OWN!
I got the skill to make Doctor Phil say,

[Dr. Phil]
I think you better just leave her alone.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
You can tell Rachael Ray that my favorite recipe is
Chopping Oprah Winfrey up into a million little pieces!

[Oprah Winfrey]
I’m the Queen of TV and I’m here to destroy ya!
So check under your seat, because I got something for ya!
You can’t even hope to be as half as dope as Oprah,
I’ll attract my hands around your throat and Deepak choke ya.
Girl, your show’s a petting zoo, you do a week on kittens.
And you dance like a chicken who snuck into Drunk Kitchen!
You played a fish with brain damage, I’m a nominated actress,
Name’s synonymous with power, spell it forwards or backwards!

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Yes, you’ve got that power (power), and yes, I’ve got those kittens (kittens)!
I also feature puppies, talented children and mittens!
I like cute things that make people smile,
Make everybody feel good for a while,
Do a little dance and the crowd goes wild.
Kick you right back to the miracle mile!
I thought I told ya, your daytime reign is over!
I’m jumping over Oprah like I’m Tom Cruise on a sofa!
From ABC to LGBT to NBC and now it’s all me!
I’m the best emcee and the biggest star,
And I’ll bite you in the ass like the tax on a free car!

[Oprah Winfrey]
Your mouth is writing checks your mullet can’t cash, lady
I’ll lodge my fabulous shoe up your suit pants, baby,
You follow my lead ’cause I paved the road for ya!
You drive behind me in a second hand Porsche!
Check the fortune 500, I’m a media wonder,
The Dalai Lama and Obama memorize my cell number!
Try to beef with me, I’ll make the whole market crash,
Honey, once you go Oprah,

[Stedman Graham]
You can’t go back!

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