Epic Rap Battles of History Season 3 - Artists VS. TMNT | Текст песни

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• Epic Rap Battles of History Season 3
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Epic Rap Battles of History Season
Donatello
Michel Angelo
Leonardo
Raphael
VS
Leonardo
Donatello
Michel Angelo
Raphael

BEGIN

[Leonardo da Vinci:] Source: LYBIO.net
Cowabunga dude so let’s get it on
Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance
We got the classical technique
To keep these three-toed freaks back under the street (ooo)
I take a turtle and I turn him into mincemeat
You don’t really wanna step to da Vinci
I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow
So let me pass the mic to my man Donatello (uh)

[Donatello di Niccolo:]
Hard shell but you’re gross in the middle
Wouldn’t wanna touch you with a six-foot chisel
Born in goop, raised in poop
I slice through a group of ninjas like fruit oops

[Raphael Sanzio da Urbino:]
Yo, Raphael, and I came to flow
Deemed dope by the Pope and I boned til I croaked
I’m an emcee Shredder but I get the feeling
I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling

[Michelangelo Buonarroti::]
(Oh!~) Michelangelo and I’m giant
I made David but I’ll slay you like Goliath
I’m a Rap God and you can’t quite touch me
This battle’s your Last Judgement, trust me!

[Donatello di Niccolo:]
We drop science!

[Raphael Sanzio da Urbino:]
We got the mathematics!

[Crew:]
The architects of rebirth, the rap addicts
You beat the Foot but it won’t go well

[Leonardo da Vinci:]
When you catch an Italian

[Leonardo da Vinci / Raphael Sanzio da Urbino:]
Boot to the half shell!

[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:]
The wisdom of our master (Splinter)
Taught us not to rush to violence (Splinter)
But our master (Master Splinter)
He ain’t here, dude! (Hee-yah)
I don’t think you wanna mess with my katana blade
Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away
I can Bebop and steadyrock a mic, sucka!
I’m a pristine Sistine nunchucka!
Oh hi, I’m a cool but rude guy
Put you back in school with the tip of my two sai
Uh, Donatell me who you are again dude
Cause I don’t gattamelatta clue what you do

[Raphael Sanzio da Urbino:] Source: LYBIO.net
That’s because you mutants are too immature

[Leonardo da Vinci:]
You wouldn’t know genius if it pissed in your sewer. We got the talent

[Crew:]
And the minds

[Raphael Sanzio da Urbino:]
And the rhymes so sweet
We’re like your NES game

[Crew:]
Because we can’t be beat!

[Overlapping:]
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:] Source: LYBIO.net
Go ahead and hate cause we’ll just skate on by
You guys draw more dicks than New York crimes
We’re the TMNT, drop kicking Italy
Chowing on your tower of pizza, save a slice for me!