Epic Rap Battles of History Season 5 - Frederick Douglass vs Thomas Jefferson | Текст песни

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• Epic Rap Battles of History Season 5
• Frederick Douglass vs Thomas Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson
When in the course of human events
It becomes necessary for a battle to commence
Then kplow! I hit 'em with the illness of my quill!
I'm endowed with certain unalienable skills!
Let me run down my resume, will ya?
Set up a little place called the United States; sound familiar?
I told King George he could eat a fat dick!
When it comes to declarations I'm the first draft pick!
I'll topple any tyrant, so kings and pirates beware!
I'm so down with revolutions, I invented the swivel chair!
I've many volumes on my shelves, it's true
But I've yet to read the three books you wrote about you!
Looking like a skunk in a three-piece suit
Didn't come back from Paris to battle Pepé Le Pew!
First Secretary of State, VP number two!
Not to mention third President; the fuck'd you do?

Frederick Douglass
You finished? Okay
Straight outta bondage! A brainy mother fucker here to diss you!
Big hair, big nuts, big issues!
Starting with your nickel: there's a real declaration!
Heads for racist, tails for a slave plantation!
You're a soft white Monticello Marshmallow!
Watching my people sweat while you sat playing cello! (Hello!)
But now you're facing me, Freddy D!
I'd never work for your ass, but I'll kick it for free!
Your stone face on Rushmore ain't nothing!
Check my photos: now, that's real muggin'!
The face of a free man, taught himself to read, man!
No compromise; you couldn't whip a 5th of me, man!
You got a self-evident truth of your own:
You let freedom ring, but never picked up the phone!

Thomas Jefferson:
Aw, Frederick, I never heard a verse I dug less
Alright, I admit it, I confess!
I participated in a broken system that I hated
But I needed to keep my financial status situated!
And the words I used were \"hideous blot\"
To describe the slave trade and the pain it hath brought!
And I fought to stop the trade of new slaves in Virginia
When I ran the whole state and still made it home for dinner!
So forgive me, I was busy, man. I had a lot to do
But we did it. You're free now, so...we cool?

Frederick Douglass:
This ain't Louisiana, man. I ain't buying it!
You talk about freedom, but you ain't applying shit!
So no, we ain't cool, you founding absentee father!
You had six babies with your slave mama and never even bothered
To free her when you died on the 4th of July!
It's a very important holiday, but what the fuck does it mean to this guy?
'Cause I celebrate December 6th, 1865:
The day the 13th damn amendment was ratified!
And I ceased to be an alien to your unalienable rights
And we the people stopped meaning we the people who are white!
Man, you did some good things. I ain't denying your fame
I'm just saying they need to put an asterisk next to your name