Epic Rap Battles of History. Season 5. - Stevie Wonder vs Wonder Woman. | Текст песни

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• Epic Rap Battles of History. Season 5.
• Stevie Wonder vs Wonder Woman.

Wonder Woman:
Wonder Woman fly, I’m about to tell you why
Princess Diana but this lady don’t die
My rhymes are Signed, Sealed, and Delivered on time
You a bald has-been, I’m in my Amazon Prime
I’ll tell you what I say, you bit your style from Ray
The grin and the shades and the king cobra head sway
Gods made me out of clay, then they broke the mold
I’m like Geena Davis in a Justice League of my own
I Just Called to Say that you need to ditch the hair beads
Looking like the Predator after some chemotherapy
But don’t be scared, I let bats down easy
So you don’t got a Worry ‘Bout a Thing, Little Stevie

Stevie Wonder:
I feel like this is the beginning (ohhh)
But you have sucked for few thousand years
I’m a man who comes from a Higher Ground
And I say DC is a whole step down
I’ve been spitting out hits since both Fingertips
So use the tip of your fingers and read my lips
How you gonna talk about a bat being blind?
You need to echo-relocate to the Fourth of July
Cause you’re Miss Independent, or at least you try
But your first story is you running off with a guy
Okay, now lemme tell you the truth cause I know you got the lasso
You got that wack flow, suffering Sappho
I’m the ceremony Master Blaster with the bars
And I got more Grammys than your panties got stars

Wonder Woman:
Well I’m a Woman who Wonders what you’re thinking
Some of your records make me wish you started drinking
Even if I stick to the best selections
Your YouTube videos raise some vision questions

Stevie Wonder:
Your ignorant questions can never cause as much pain
As never knowing how stupid you look in your airplane
You’re a misguided C- on the Bechdel test joke
And my worst song is better than your best TV show

Wonder Woman:
Look, I don’t wanna judge a Talking Book by its cover
But at the vegan buffet, you’re a full-time lover
And a part-time father, from what I’ve discovered
Nine different kids with five different mothers

Stevie Wonder:
You couldn’t walk in my shoes, so stick to your re-boots
With plots so thin, even I can see through
It’s not a Superstition, I believe you got dissed
Not even your tiara’s coming back from this (yeah!)

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