Ho! What's wrong with your face? Baby, yikes With those teeth with your 'tude there'll be no dust left to bite Christ, news flash, kid: this is show business Show some class when you dress, shave that bush off your lips Your band's named Queen, huh? Ain't that sweet You dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat That's what's wrong with you people, you'll do anything to get famous You changed your name to Mercury, you should've been Freddie Uranus
Think I haven't heard those things before? You're just a bully who's too scared to go to war! You had a hit song called "My Way", but someone else wrote it You're the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents You've got no notes in your whole range, you can't act, and you can't dance! I'm more powerful than you and I'm wearing women's pants! Why do you stand there in a suit? it's like you're trying to bore me When I rock the UK, South America gets horny Because my songs have balls! They're the anthems of victory! Your music is like the sound track to a vasectomy You're in the pocket of the mafia, and everybody knows Ditty Dago
Ditty Dago?
Ditty Dago, Figaro.
Easy, Jaws of Life, I can't stand a racist I love the coloreds and the queers, just ask Sammy Davis Look, we all want to swing, baby, but you took it too far You played butthole roulette and you lost the draw!
I took one for both teams from a disease no one knew existed I didn't leave a mark on history, I French kissed it! I'm a champion of the world, extinguished in his prime! So kiss my ass Frank, but you'll have to wait in line.