Jason & Ramone (Dis Raps for Hire) [Season 2] [Episode 2]
This story is shittier than a used pair of depends A dude betrayed and then bullied by his two best friends And just when he's trying to live his life openly Now let's see what happens if you push me You wanna feel hate? Fine, you can have it I spit dark and cold as the deep space between planets Derik saw a chance to be brave and he grabbed it And y'all turned your back on your friend like some faggots And you'll be happy to know I'm comfortable telling you That this f-bomb don't belong to y'all no more like it used to It's a man with no spine, no pride or respect And it don't describe Derik, nope, not one bit But I ain't heard a better term for the two of you yet So take your weak words back like a slap in the face, dicks And those other insults that you utter Why don't you pick something a li'l better than butt-lover? I shoot your ununique disses down like Duck Hunter Y'all are about as soft as my nut butter Not a discriminator when it comes to stomping a hater I been the same way since I was a 6h grader Who gives a fuck if it's a choice? Who gives a fuck if it's not? It's nonya business either way so you can step the fuck off And props to Sammy! Good friends are hard to find You got balls, girl, more than these two pussies combined Ey yo, big cuz Nick, you're the shit, man, dig? The type of kid that I could be totally cool with So here's a recap, it's a quick flash photo Derik comes out like YOLO, he chose to Tell two bros named Jason and Ramono They go homo-phobo like a pair of fake cholos EpicLLOYD's like nono then I beat you like the popo Leave your brain swoll till all you can say is Hodor Rip your face off like the Misfits logo Now these mofos right here been dis-rapped fo sho