Ooh, actually, if you don't mind, it's just "The Doctor" Doesn't even really matter who. Who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you! The wannabe Einstein, minus the 'stache Travels through time but with no class I'm saving the world while you dilly-dally You can't even invent a way out of Hill Valley! And calm down, will you? Everything is going to be fine! You're not going to tear any wonky holes in any fabric of space and time Actually, it's a lot more like a rug really, oh, well, never mind Let's just say there's an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your ass with rhyme!
Great Scott! You're great... not! I spit it hot Then generate way more power than 1.21 gigawatts I'm not sure what sort of scientific authority you purport to be But I'm a real doctor! Where'd you get your degree? Despite all your companions you couldn't be having less sex I don't know what's lamer, your fans or your special effects! You don't get another turn to debate, time to face your permanent fate! Now Dalek my balls! Exterminate!
I'm a mystical medical doc at the pinnacle shifting my physical form You're a possibly pedophilic individual who should have never been born! You got your knickers in a twist while you're sucking on my Piccadilly But I'm a lot lot different Cause you're a pitiful hillbilly hangin' with an oedipal kid who's a bawk bawk chicken!
Nobody calls me chicken!
This is between us, Scarfy, don't try to out-rhyme me You'll find I'm as grimy as any slimy time-limey I'll use your port-o-potty time machine as my latrine You're not a cat with nine lives, you're a pussy, with thirteen!!