ERB - Goku vs Superman | Текст песни

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Superman
Who can stop this constipated jock,
With the awful animation and the complicated plot?
Who's got the rap bombs to drop on Japan?
This looks like a job for the OG...

Jimmy Olsen
Superman!

Superman
I'm killing it, you're Krillin it, I'm villainous to vegetables.
Who dance around in hammer pants that hide their tiny genitals!
My level is incredible, I'm out of your league!
You want justice? I'll bust this nut up in your Chi Chi!

Greasy, slick emcee from DC.
With one breath I'll freeze your whole measly species!
You're primitive and limited, you live in a village of idiots.
Step in Metropolis, I'll snap a carrot period.

Goku
How many times are they gonna rewrite your story?!
Your powers have been boring since the nineteen fucking forties!

Krillin
Goku!

Goku
Defeat me with heat beams? You're crazy.
'Cause I'm a Super Saiyan, you're a flying Miss Daisy!
You're pretty pasty to be powered by the sun!
You can't flow to Son Goku, I kaio-ken get it done!

When I see your movies all I do is watch the clock.
'Cause there's nothing fun about a superhero scared of green rocks!
Look at those panties (oh!), you got that camel toe! (toe!)
I'll report to Lois Lane, and Superman that ho! (ho!)

Superman
Haha, your rapping is weaker than your fight scenes!
Just one punch! And over nine thousand screams!
I'll make your nose bleed like Roshi sniffing panties.
From Z to GT, you can Dragon Ball deez.

Goku
Don't lecture me about fights, you caped coward!
You got your ass beat by a bat with no powers!
There's only one way that this battle's gonna end:
One more Superman who's never gonna walk again!