[Verse 1: Artists] [Leonardo] Cowabunga dudes, a-let's get it on Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance We got the classical technique to kick these Three-toed freaks back under the street (ooh) I'll take a turtle and I'll turn him into mince meat You don't really wanna step to Da Vinci I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow So lemme pass the mic to my man Donatello [Donatello] Hard shell but you're gross in the middle Wouldn't wanna touch you with a six-foot chisel Born in goop, raised in poop I slice through a group of ninjas like fruit (oops) [Raphael] Yo, Raphael and I came to flow Deemed dope by the Pope and I boned till I croaked I'm an emcee Shredder but I get the feeling I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling [Michelangelo] Oh, Michelangelo and I'm giant I made David but I'll slay you like Goliath I'm a rap god and you can't quite touch me This battle's your Last Judgment, trust me [Donatello] We drop science [Raphael] We got the mathematics [R&D] The architects of rebirth are rap addicts You beat the Foot but it won't go well [Donatello] When you catch an Italian [All] boot to the half-shell
Turtles: [Leonardo] The wisdom of our master (Splinter) [Donatello] Taught us not to rush to violence (Master Splinter) [Raphael] But our master (Master Splinter) [Michelangelo] Ain't here, dudes (hyah) [Leonardo] I don't think you wanna mess with my katana blade Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away [Michelangelo] I can Bebop and Steadyrock a mic, sucka I'm a pristine Sistine nunchucka [Raphael] (Uh) Oh hi, I'm a cool but rude guy Put you back in school with the tip of my two sai [Donatello] Uhh, Dona-tell me who you are again, dude Cause I don't gottamelatta of clue what you do
Artists: [Donatello] That's because you mutants are too immature [Leonardo] You wouldn't know genius if it pissed in your sewer [Raphael] We got the talent [all] and the minds [Raphael] and the rhymes so sweet [Michelangelo] We're like your NES game [all] cause we can't be beat
Turtles: [Leonardo] Yo, go ahead and hate, we'll just skate on by [Michelangelo] You guys draw more dicks than New York pride [Leonardo] We're the [all] TMNT, drop kicking Italy (go) [Michelangelo] Chowing on your tower made of pizza (go), [Leonardo] save a slice for me
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