But even the authorities Are minorities (are minorities) At my water park
There’s no place for me to sit anymore And the lines just keep getting crazier There are Mexicans all around me The lazy river has never been lazier
It’s a 40 minute wait to go down one slide And the instructions are in Spanish on the Zip Line ride (just do it in English!)
There are too many minorities (too many) At my water park (somebody do something) Where did they all come from Why can’t they leave this land alone
And it’s such a tragedy (feel a bit like dying) We looked the other way too long We’ve got to change our priorities And get all these minorities Out of my water park
(Minorities) Mexicans and Asians Black people I think I even saw Native Americans (gross)
God I’m asking please Get all of these minorities Out of my water park (my water park)