TERRANCE Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucka Your a cock sucking, ass licking Uncle Fucka You're an Uncle Fucka, yes it's true, nobody fucks uncles quite like you
PHILLIP Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucka You're the one that fucked your uncle, Uncle Fucka You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn You just fuck your uncle all day long
FART DANCE SOLO
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucka You're a boner biting bastard, Uncle Fucka
TERRANCE You're a uncle fucka, I must say.
PHILLIP Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday!
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP Uncle Fucka, That's YOU (U) N - C - L - E FUCK YOU! Uncle Fucka!