Here's a little number I wrote the other day while out duck hunting with the judge.
Fuck you very much the FCC Fuck you very much for finding me Five thousand bucks of fuck So I'm really out of luck That's more than Heidi Flice was charging me
So fuck you very much the FCC For proving that free speech just isn't free Clear Channel's a dear channel So Howard Stern must go Attourney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush For heroically sitting on your tush For Halliburton and Enron, all the companies who fail Let's send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail She's an uppity rich bitch, and at least she isn't male So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too Fuck you and fuck everything you do Your pacemaker must be a fake You haven't got a heart As far as I'm concerned you're just a pasty-faced old fart And as for Condalisa she's an intellectual tart So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you very much the EPA For giving all Alaska's oil away It really is a bummer when I can't fill my Hummer The ozone's a no-go zone now that Arnold's here to say 'Zah Nuclear Winter Games are going to take place in LA!' So fuck you all so very much
So what, the planet fails Let's save the great white males And fuck you all so very much!