Here's a little number I wrote the other day while out duck hunting with a judge, QUACK
Fuck you very much the FCC Fuck you very much for fining me Five thousand bucks a fuck so I'm really out of luck Thats more than Heidi Fliess was charging me. So fuck you very much the FCC For proving that free speech just isn't free Clear Channel's a dear channel so Howard Stern must go Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbo so Fuck you all so very much
So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush for heroically sitting on your tush For Halliburton, Enron, all the companies who fail Lets send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail She's an uppity rich bitch, but at least she isn't male So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too. Fuck you and fuck everything you do. Your pace maker must be fake You haven't got a heart As far as I'm concerned your just a pasty faced old fart And as for Condolezza she an intellectual tart So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you very much the EPA For giving all Alaska's oil away It really is a bummer When I can't fill my Hummer The ozone a no go zone now that Arnold's here to say The nuclear winter games are going to take place in LA So fuck you all so very much
So what the planet fails Lets save the great white males And fuck you all so very much Thats more than Heidi Fliess was charging me. So fuck you very much the FCC For proving that free speech just isn't free Clear Channel's a dear channel so Howard Stern must go Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbo so Fuck you all so very much
So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush for heroically sitting on your tush For Halliburton, Enron, all the companies who fail Lets send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail She's an uppity rich bitch, but at least she isn't male So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too. Fuck you and fuck everything you do. Your pace maker must be fake You haven't got a heart As far as I'm concerned your just a pasty faced old fart And as for Condolezza she an intellectual tart So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you very much the EPA For giving all Alaska's oil away It really is a bummer When I can't fill my Hummer The ozone a no go zone now that Arnold's here to say The nuclear winter games are going to take place in LA So fuck you all so very much
So what the planet fails Lets save the great white males And fuck you all so very much