you know the scene we be dancin' all night your dick's gettin' hard and my pussy's tight pull me to the bathroom and you're teasin' me but I wanna go home so you could be pleasin' me
it's getting hot, you're ready to go say goodbye, head out the door dj says, "stay one more song" gives you more fucking tickets to get your drink on
you go back to the bar start pounding old e
should be home by now should be pounding me
don't get too drunk to fuck tonight (you've got to get it up) don't get too drunk to fuck tonight (if you want to get it in) don't get too drunk to fuck tonight we get home, i get hot you pass out, sucks a lot!
way to go shithead, you did it again now I'm stuck with my fingers and a ballpoint pen talked a lot of shit, acted like a pimp but I come home with you and what? it's limp?
drinking mickey's, st.ides, high life, corona what good is it if you can't pop a boner? I don't care if you can't come but it better be hard until I'm done
i wanted hot beef (i got a cold noodle) i wanted slap and tickle (but I got a flapdoodle!)
don't get too drunk to fuck tonight (you've got to get it up) don't get too drunk to fuck tonight (if you want to get it in) don't get too drunk to fuck tonight we get home, i get hot you pass out, sucks a lot!
i like to party, like to get fucked up but I'd rather spend the night face down ass up let's leave while your weenie's still working cause i don't wanna spend the whole night jerkin'
spill your drink on me and you're covered in sweat boy, that ain't the way to get me wet don't come to my house to puke in my toilet don't sleep in my bed just to soil it
don't pass out goin' down on me (or I'll wake you up with a mouthfull of pee)
don't get too drunk to fuck tonight (you've got to get it up) don't get too drunk to fuck tonight (if you want to get it in) don't get too drunk to fuck tonight we get home, i get hot you pass out, sucks a lot!
don't get too drunk to fuck tonight (you've got to get it up) don't get too drunk to fuck tonight (if you want to get it in) don't get too drunk to fuck tonight we get home, i get hot you pass out, sucks a lot!