Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world All other countries are run by little girls Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium Other countries have inferior potassium
Kazakhstan home of ... swimming pool. Its length 30 meter, width six meter Filtration system a marvel to behold It remove 18% of human solid waste
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place. From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown. Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan. A very nosy people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in world. We invented toffee and trouser pants. Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region. Except of course for too many scars
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place. From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty ... of our leader. From junction with the testes to tip of its face!