Me and the guys We were talking 'bout how it's been a real tough year
Last night we had to choose between gasoline and beer We must have been about a six- pack in When Bobby got a big old grin and he said If trucks drank beer how cool would it be That'd get the traffic and the economy moving Good for the farmers and the birds and the bees and the trees And all the people 'round here if trucks drank beer
Beer!
It sounds crazy But it's just the kind of thing that makes you stop and think It'd sure be safer 'Cause the more you drove the less you'd drink
And we could call up all the sheiks at last Tell them they could kiss our gas yeah If trucks drank beer how cool would it be That'd get the traffic and the economy moving Good for the farmers and the birds and the bees and the trees And all the people 'round here if trucks drank beer
Now it's morning and one thing is clear We wouldn't all be stranded here if trucks drank Beer beer beer beer beer Beer beer beer beer beer Beer beer beer beer beer Ice cold If trucks drank beer how cool would it be That'd get the traffic and the economy moving Good for the farmers and the birds and the bees and the trees And all the people 'round here if trucks drank beer