Are you ready for a little chat in a song about the Internet? It’s the story about a social door you’ve never seen before If you wanna be seen by everyone Wanna be in the dream and have some fun If you wanna be on the hook, simply take a look
Facebook, uh oh oh… Everybody loves you so Facebook, uh oh oh… Everybody lets you know
Do you wanna be more than just a friend? Do you wanna play cybersex again? If you wanna come to my house Then click me with your mouse
Facebook, uh oh oh… Everybody loves you so
You’re loggin’ in, then it begins And your computer is swinging and taking your time away The scene is right for a socialite Now you’re on Facebook, anywhere, anytime, night and day
Facebook, ooh oh oh… (I like) Everybody loves you so Uh uh, ooh oh oh… (Mi piaci) Never gonna let you go
So you wanna make love with me? Am I really your cup of tea? Are you really the one that you never really meet?
Facebook, ooh oh oh… (I like) Everybody loves you so Uh uh, uh oh oh… (Mi piaci) Never gonna let you go
You’re loggin’ in with just a friend But soon Mark Zuckerberg’s hammerin’, clamourin’ round the bend We used to greet friends on the street But now it’s googling, giggling, gaggling when we meet
Facebook, uh oh oh… How about a little chat? Facebook, oh oh oh… Meet you on the Internet!
Do you really like politics? Wanna talk about voodoo tricks? Are you really a sex machine or just some beauty queen? Everybody is better than before Everybody is calling out for more Everybody in cyberville is knocking on your door
Facebook, uh oh oh… (I like) Everybody does a show Uh uh, uh oh oh… (Mi piaci) If you like it, click and go
Do you know that it’s instant loggin’ in For a little more fun and cyber sin? Wanna know what this book’s about? Then how about logging out?
Facebook, now I’ve got a million friends Goodbye Facebook fans, this is how the story ends (Facebook)