Dear penis I don`t think I like you anymore You used to watch me shave Now all you do is stare at the floor Ohh, Dear penis I dont like you anymore
It used to be you and me A papertowel and a dirty magazine That`s all we needed to getting by Now it seems things have changed And I think that you`re the one to blame Dear penis I don`t like you anymore
He sings:
Dear Rodney I don`t think I like you anymore `Cause when you get to drinking You put me places I`ve never been before Dear Rodney I don`t like you anymore
Why can`t we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship Come to terms truly how we feel If we put our heads together We just stay home forever Dear penis I think I like you after all
Oh and Rodney While you`re shaving, shave my balls