(Esham) I met this little girlie Her pussy hairs was curly The way that bitch sucked off my dick I busted my nut early She asked me for some mo' dick And started sucking mo' dick I said relax you freaky bitch and sit yo' ass up on it Her momma's in the kitchen Her daddy's watching the game I got this bitch all knocking shit off of the shelves And screaming my name Bitch you take this dick up And pay me for that weed You cant just smoke my shit up, get some dick, and tell me to leave Your little sister's watching I think that bitch is hot I know she just a youngin' but I'm good for what she got She peeping through the keyhole I think she wants some peehole I fucked that bitch in the butt, in the backseat of yo' daddy's Geo I stole yo momma's vicodin She just had surgery But, I was so quick in and out of that purse That bitch never heard of me I would try fucking yo momma But that bitch just so fat I seen that bitch step on a one dollar bill and leave four quarters flat WHAT!
(Chorus - RudeBoy) How many bitches need to know this name? (Boogieman) Check yo ouija board, this ain't no game (Esham) Eastside hoes and money all night (Boogieman) With this boogieman you'll be alright
(Esham) Bitch I want a piece of that cookie And bitch I want it for free Popular bitches get they little pussies popped Like Brent Bocker fucking with me I smack your silly ass up You don't roll that fucking grass up And after I'm done, I want the panties gone Cause bitch I'm tearing that ass up I'm mashing down Gratiot, gay bashing Necks I'm slashing Haul assing Heads I'm smashing and crashing Cause deaths my passion Til I'm ashing Wicked shit never gets spun That's why we get clever, get guns I pull a DJ out of his pj's It was E & J with the Soopa Villains And bitch wake me up with brains And maybe I'll loosen your chains Cause bitch you know you will never change You seen more dick than Hanes
(Violent J) *Break* (x2) What are we gonna do with these hoes Smack me a bitch up I suppose Hurry up bitch, and jump out ya clothes You about to have dick coming out ya nose
(Esham) I met this girl named J-Lo Jimmy-hat on my dick like a sombrero When I rawed her, she said "Te Quiero!" Then I was out like human tornado You might see me in the streets of the Motown Pushing crack to my hoes like Bobby Brown Oprah please come and slob me down I'll be like Steadman(?), how you like me now? I got big dick for you hoes to lick I don't trick bitch but take ya bank and split Beyoncè, that's why I'm fucking Kelly In the backseat of a Chevy, after Nelly Michelle pussy just too smelly So we threw her outta the telly Oh really? Don't be acting silly Hoes buttnaked, ya'll know the drilly
(Chorus - RudeBoy) How many bitches need to know this name? (Boogieman) Check yo ouija board, this ain't no game (Esham) Eastside hoes and money all night (Boogieman) With this boogieman you'll be alright