Tony: Another Valentine’s Day! I really hate Valentine’s Day. Chelsea: What’s your problem? Tony: I’m sick of seeing heart-shaped boxes, stuffed animals, and cupid decorations everywhere. Lovey-dovey couples on the street and nothing but sentimental movies on TV – that’s what I have a problem with. Chelsea: You’re just jaded because you don’t have a valentine on Valentine’s Day. Tony: Do you blame me? This is the third year I’m spending Valentine’s Day alone. That’s enough to make any man feel jaded. Chelsea: There are plenty of women you could go out with. Just open your eyes and look around. Tony: All of the women I know are either psycho or attached. I’ve given up on dating. Chelsea: How will you find Miss Right with an attitude like that? Tony: I’ve told you. I’ve given up. Chelsea: Well, I think you should open your eyes. Your valentine may be right under your nose!