Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees and begged You not to leave me Cause I'd go berzerk?
You left me anyhow And every day's got worse and worse And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind, And...
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha. They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee hee, ha-ha, To the funny farm, Where life is beautiful all the time. And I'll be happy to see those nice young men with the clean white coats, And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha.
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha. They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee hee, ha-ha, To the funny farm, Where life is beautiful all the time. And I'll be happy to see those nice young men with the clean white coats, And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha.
You thought it was a joke And so you laughed, you laughed When I had said That losing you would make flip my lid. (Right?)
You know you laughed I heard you laugh. You laughed you laughed and laughed And then you left But now you know I'm utterly mad. And...
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha. They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee hee, ha-ha, To the funny farm, Where life is beautiful all the time. And I'll be happy to see those nice young men with the clean white coats, And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha.
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha. They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee hee, ha-ha, To the happy home, With trees and flowers and chipping birds. And basket weavers who sit and smile Who twiddle their thumbs and toes, And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha.
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house And this is how you pay me back For all my kind, un-selfish, loving, deeds? (Huh?)
Well you just wait They'll find you yet And when they do They'll put you in the ASPCA, You mangy mut. And...
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha. They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee hee, ha-ha, To the funny farm, Where life is beautiful all the time. And I'll be happy to see those nice young men with the clean white coats, And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha.
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha. They're coming to take me away, ho-ho.
To the happy home, With trees and flowers and chipping birds. And basket weavers who sit and smile Who twiddle their thumbs and toes, And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha.