Wake in the morning at 8:30 pretty standard, If you don't haul arse to chapel then you're late, and reprimanded, They'll close the doors right in your face and they will leave you stranded, Then you're in tardy, chin up buddy.
I've got my fixtures here, it's got a list of all my peeps, We go to chambers here, it's where you go to speak to beaks, There's college library there, we got originals from Rousseau and his mate Voltaire, And they're just sitting there ('cause we don't care).
We may be awkward, frustrated, lonely and insecure, (hey) yes insecure (hey), We don't like conflict with other people, so just don't try, (hey) don't be that guy (hey), 'Cause if you push us then we'll just break down and cry.
Me and my homies runnin around and getting dizzy, Don't even know what we drank but we'll take it if it's fizzy, I think it might be Moët at a hundred pounds a bottle, 'Cause here we drink that just like water.
Got Eton Dorney there, put our school in the Olympics, Windsor Castle there, direct phone right up to Prince Harry, Eton's cannon there, I think we stole from the Russians, Won it fair and square (well, not really fair)
We may awkward, frustrated, lonely and insecure (hey), yes insecure (hey), We're not too social, can't talk to women, although we try (hey), we're just too shy (hey), If you approach us then we'll just break down and cry.
No, I don't know, Why we all wear these clothes, But baby, baby, Just come on and watch me row. No, please don't go, Oh we can take it slow, Baby, baby, I still got a lot of land to show you. (You know what I'm saying?)