Yo, I'm Eva Longoria and this is my storia, one sweet homegirl who comes from Astoria. I'm Latin, thighs like satin. I'm here to host, I ain't doin no chatting I'm on TV, all over the world. A desperate housewife in high heels and pearls. Jamón y verico o huevos refregados asi vas a quedar si no estas de mi lado. I’m a latte On a hot day, Fast and cheap like Maserati, But when I’m talkin’, Let me make it clear, Pay attention boys, Yo my eyes are up here I am the queen, yeah I am the host. Any time I want I can order french toast. Yo. Anytime.Night or day. They have to make it for me. That’s right ’cause I’m the host