Zankoku na tenshi no you ni Shounen yo shinwa ni nare YO This is a story `bout a boy named Shinji. Living in the flooded streets of New Orleans. Gendo, Shinji`s father, is a scientist, okay? So he built a GIANT ROBOT For Shinji`s birthday! Shinji`s friend Rei Know how to Bust a cap When she`s not fighting ALIENS She`s taking a nap! Without Asuka from Germany, everybody would be lost. Her conrtry is Responsible for the Holographic Map Shinji said,"Thanks, Daddy, can I take it for a whirl? And use it to help my friends save the world?" Now c`mon, Shinji! Let`s get this party on! And kick alien butt In your EVANGELION!!! YO! SHINJI! GET IN THE ROBOT! YOUR DAD LOVES YOU GET IN THE ROBOT! The cockpit`s too small for grown-up! KICK SOME BUTT IN YOUR ROBOT! YO! SHINJI! GET IN THE ROBOT! YOUR FRIENDS LOVE YOU GET IN THE ROBOT! Aliens get scaried When you show up! KICK THEIR BUTT IN YOUR ROBOT! YO! SHINJI! GET IN THE ROBOT! IT`S NOT AN EVA! IT`S A ROBOT! DON`T EAT A RICE BALL EAT A DOUNT! GET INSIDE THAT ROBOT!!!