In the throes of young love Leroy Didn't think to think and in the blink of an eye Tied the knot not knowing how to not know He was the prodigal son this girl had brought him home He moved out of his step dad's apartment He moved in with this cute Guatemalan Things were copasetic 'til she caught him Things were cool and collected 'til she found him erected with another
Shit went bad he's on the roof again She flipped, he flipped the bird And then he went to the roof where his threats ring loud and clear Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year
Got screwed by the horse that he rode in on Riding high on his whims had only gotten him down He moved back to his step dad's apartment Where he put himself back together 'til
She came back he's on the roof again She flipped, he flipped the bird And then he went to the roof where his threats ring loud and clear Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year
Your heinous highness broke her hymen hey man try to quit your crying I know she broke your heart but try to come try to come down ( x4 )
Shit went bad he's on the roof again She flipped, he flipped the bird And then he went to the roof where his threats ring loud and clear Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year, gonna jump gonna jump going jump going to die this year going to jump going to die this year.