Despite all my friends telling me not to I finally managed to track down and find you It was hard growing up without a dad But now I know it was you, I'm sort of glad
You left us in such a mess No need for a paternity test More than just an educated guess You broke more than just a young girl's heart
My mother always told me You, not me, were the mistake She never regretted the chance she had to take
The 1980s were a wild and crazy time And having fun is not a crime But considering the way that you behaved You've probably got more children than Screaming Jay
You left us in such a mess No need for a paternity test More than just an educated guess You broke more than just a young girl's heart
My mother always told me You, not me, were the mistake She never regretted the chance she had to take My mother always told me Everything you put her through I told her we're better off without you
She can't have been the only girl Illegitimate children all over the world One day you're gonna get caught And that's an awful lot of child support
You left us in such a mess No need for a paternity test More than just an educated guess You broke more than just a young girl's heart
My mother always told me I was a surprise, not a mistake She never regretted the chance she had to take My mother always told me Everything you put her through I told her we're better off without you