Military man goes to war in the sand, And he goes “Argh! Argh!” Marrying a girl that he can't understand, And she say “Oh no! Oh no!” He don't know where they stand In the chain of command, They’re getting nervous and already Uncle Sam is a big fan
Woah-aah! Woah-aah!
Military man gets his meat from a can, And he say “Alright, alright”, He is the driver of a weapon van, And he go “Oh-ho, oh-ho” He got only one plan, And there's blood on his hands, The solution to Afghanistan is only one man
Woah-aah! Woah-aah!
There's a Korean whore in his mind's eye, He like to play a little game, and that's “do she live or do she die?” Do she die x 4
Aaahaaaa! Aaaah!
Military man plays a freedom jam, And he says “Oh right! Oh yeah!” Killing guys is sweeter than marzipan
Oh right! Oh right!
He gonna give you a napalm tan, If he sees you reading the Koran, Military man Ooh-huh Ooh-huh Military man Ooh-huh