Military man goes to war in the sand, And he goes “Argh! Argh!” Marrying a girl that he can't understand, And she say “Oh no! Oh no!” He don't know where to stand In the chain of command, They’re getting nervous in Iran & Uncle Sam is a big fan
Woah-aah! Woah-aah!
Military man gets his meat from a can, And he say “Alright, alright”, He is the driver of a weapon van, And he go “Oh-ho, oh-ho” He got only one plan, And there's blood on his hands, The solution to Afghanistan is only one man
Woah-aah! Woah-aah!
There's a Korean whore in his mind's eye, He like to play a little game, and that's “do she live or do she die?” Do she die x 4
Aaahaaaa! Aaaah!
Military man plays a freedom jam, And he says “Oh right! Oh yeah!” Killing guys is sweeter than marzipan
Oh right! Oh right!
He gonna give you a napalm tan, If he sees you reading the Koran, Military man Ooh-huh Ooh-huh Military man Ooh-huh