Evil Dead The Musical - Blew That Bitch Away | Текст песни

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- ...And that, loyal S-Mart customers, is how I saved all of mankind.
- ...Look who's evil now!
- Lady! I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
- Who the hell are you?
- Name's Ash. Housewares!
- I'll swallow your soul!
- Come get some!!!

- So, do you screw-heads believe I can save you from Candarian demons now?

Well we thought you were fucking with us
We thought you were a lying prick
All that jive about you killing demons
It just sounded like, uh, bullshit

But apparently you weren’t talking smack
Cause we saw that evil chick
She was going to eat us! Ax us up and then beat us
‘Til you shot her in the tits - That’s right you saved us

You saved our lives
You saved me and my baby and these kids tonight
You saved us all
You’re the baddest motherfucker in this whole strip mall!

We thought you were a phony
But now we see that you’re a hero
And you saved the day
Because you blew that bitch away

Well I told you I could kill these demons
And none of you believed me
That’s why you’re merely customers
While I’m the S-Mart employee

Cause I’ll kill what looks even slightly evil
Who knows who the next victim will be? - Not me!
Cause I shoot - Shoot! - And kill - Kill! - And saw - Until!
We need a clean up on aisle three!

You are the man! - I bitch slap evil with my one good hand
You’re our hero - I shit down Deadites like they owe me dough
I saw that demon try to ruin your shopping day
So I grabbed my twelve gage and I blew her away! - Blew that bitch away

We used to fuckin’ hate you and your lyin’ ways
But now we changed our minds and see that you’re okay
Because you blew that bitch away
Blew that bitch away! Yeah!