Good Samaritans are something I can't stand Suppressing their own needs to lend a helping hand Looking out for number one is my only creed Self-preservation runs deep in my breed
I, me, mine suits me just fine I won't even give you the time Go out and buy your own watch I ask nothing of you but leave me be
Me, myself and I - Only these three apply Me, myself and I - On these three I rely Me, myself and I - My only true ally Me myself and I - I'm greed personified
Thinking of myself is all I ever do Not a single thought will I waste on you My only concerns are things pertaining to me Don't bother trying to find any generosity
I, me, mine suits me just fine I won't even give you the time Go out and buy your own watch I ask nothing of you but leave me be
No charity, no one rides for free No solicitors, can't you fuckin' read? Take your social clauses and your empty pleas Me, myself and I is the only thing for me