Ten thousand million miles away from nowhere going OH YEAH! Pack your bags we’re leaving going on a train, don’t know where! Jugga Jugga, toot toot toot, Jugga Jugga, toot toot. Conductor says, “All aboard!” Better get your can on board!
The dining cars are full, the coal is black, the wheels are turning Pocket watch, a neck of pearls, it’s a goldmine man and then some! China please, and tea for three, just give your cash and bags to me Reach for the sky you worthless plebes We got ourselves a robbery
Boom boom bam, Kick Slap Slam Kick Crack Cram KILL THE CONDUCTOR
Boom boom blast Kick smack smash Take em out back and we’re kickin their ass!
(Chorus) Nowhere to go, nowhere to stay You need a home to run away Always going always leaving Whistle blowin, engine steamin’
Dynamite Davie gave his soul to the Navy With a tattoo on his arm and on the other a lady Geronimo Joe gave a hell of a show Cuttin’ fifty in the city with his mother’s machete Sam-I-Is was one of twelve kids Had no luck with the ladies but his pistol sure did Harry the Hurricane finally went insane Kissed a can and seven days rained
Boom boom bam, Kick Slap Slam Kick Crack Cram KILL THE CONDUCTOR
Boom boom blast Kick smack smash Take em out back and we’re kickin their ass!
(Chorus) Nowhere to go, nowhere to stay You need a home to run away Always going always leaving Whistle blowin, engine steamin’