I was down at the hen house And on me knees I thought I heard the chicken sneeze It was only the rooster saying his prayers Thanking the Lord for the Hens upstairs We had some chickens no eggs would they lay We had some chickens no eggs would they lay The wife said honey we're losing money Because those chickens no eggs would they lay Then came a rooster into our yard And he caught them chickens right off their guard They're laying eggs now like they never used to Since that rooster came into our yard
We had a moo cow no milk would she give We had a moo cow no milk would she give O' the wife said honey we're losing money (Oh yeah) Because that moo cow no milk would she give Then came a rooster into our yard And caught that moo cow right off her guard She's giving yoghurt like she never used to Since that rooster came into our yard
We had an elephant and no tusks would he grow We had a elephant and no tusks would he grow The wife said honey we're losing money (Oh yeah) Because that elephant no tusks would he grow Then came a rooster into our yard And caught that elephant right off his guard He's laying eggs now out of solid ivory Since that rooster came into our yard
We had a rooster he was awfully gay We had a rooster he was funny that way O' the wife said honey we're losing money Because that rooster he's funny that way Then came a chicken came into our yard She caught that rooster right off his guard He's laying hens now like he never used to Since that chicken came into our yard.