Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda: With the other three hundred and sixty-four
Timmy: I wish everyday could be Christmas 'cause Santa brings gifts every year He's reading my list, he's feeding the deer He's hauling my gifts from the North Pole to here
I wish everyday could be Christmas 'cause every other holiday reeks New Year's Day's for mom and dad The Easter bunny's eggs smell really bad Valentine's Day always makes me sad
Dad: 'cause Timmy just can't get a girlfriend
Timmy: What?!
Cosmo & Wanda: I wish everyday could be Christmas 'cause nice fairies get their rewards
Wanda: I got pudding, I got slacks
Cosmo: I got all my back hair waxed
Wanda & Cosmo: Santa grants wishes while we relax
Cosmo: And Timmy still can't get a girlfriend
Timmy: Stop that!
There's just no other day like Christmas My family stays here, it's real cool Just me, mom and dad, I'm so very glad There's no Vicky, no Vicky, no school
Cosmo: ...and no Vicky
Timmy: Right!
I wish everyday could be Christmas And I get the best gift of all My parents stay home to say:
Mom & Dad: "We love you, Noggy"
Dad: Mine!
Timmy: Wouldn't Christmas each day be the coolest of all I wish it were Christmas How I wish it were Christmas I wish it were Christmas each day